Friday, July 29, 2011
Ten Things I Know at Seven.
2. Even though right here and now I know better than to do this, I am certain by the time he's in high school he will convince my husband and I he is responsible enough to be left at home alone. We will go away and he will throw a ridiculously raging party.
3. He will dance at said party in true 'white boy' fashion.
4. Chances are good he will soon stop telling me things like, "Mom, did you know the skin on my penis is even softer than the back of my blankie?"
6. He makes us laugh.
7. He singlehandedly upped the noise level in our household to earsplitting volumes.